You know you’re a liberal if:

You know you’re a liberal if:

(Why liberalisms is a mental illness)

1. Your idea of giving to the poor is asking the government to take money from those richer than you and giving some to the poor to ease your conscious for not giving yourself.
2. Your idea of “family values” includes two men sodomizing each other on a regular basis.
3. You use the words “love” and “sex” interchangeably.
4. Your idea of personal responsibility is to have the government take care of all your problems for you.
5. Your anti-war if the war was started by a Republican and pro-war if it is under a Democrat.
6. Your believe religion is the cause of all the problems in the world.
7. You worship the Earth and/or animals.
8. You think killing unborn children is a right.
9. You think healthcare is a right.
10. You think killing unborn children is a form of healthcare.
11. You think rights come from the government and not from God.
12. You think the only difference between men and women is “plumbing.’
13. You honestly don’t see affirmative action as racists.
14. You think all problems can be solved by simply spending more money on them.
15. You think character is not an issue.
16. You think two people are joined together in marriage by the government and not by God.
17. You think unions are good and businesses are evil.
18. You trust the government more than the free market.